This article is about exactly what it says in the title , i.e. “10 Things I Hate About My Best Friend”
- He is super calm whenever I’m angry with him. It’s like, come on asshole, fight with me.
- He is not as obssesed with TV shows as I am.
- He lives miles and miles away from me, because of which we don’t get to meet as often as I’d like.
- He gives me “space” when we are fighting(or when I’m screaming and yelling at him and he’s listening calmly), even though I don’t want him to give me space. I want you to fight back with me, bitch.
- He’s super calm whenever I’m angry with him (see: previous point). Why you gotta be so sensible? I don’t want to hear you perfectly reasonable logic. Nope.
- He NEVER picks up the damn phone when he’s sleeping(He sleeps like the dead). Bitch, I’m calling you at 3 in the morning, I might be dying. Pick up the phone, asshole.
- He doesn’t dream. What? How? Why? Why don’t you have any dreams when you sleep? How is this possible? It really pisses me off to know that he’s sleeping peacefully, when I can never fall asleep before having 2 hours of crazy, weird thoughts in my head, and when I do fall asleep those thoughts just invade my mind again in the forms of a dream.
- He makes me laugh when I cry – stop it, dude. Just let me cry out my frustrations every once in a while. You can let me cry sometimes, okay?
- He still won’t watch Supernatural (with or without me), even though I have been literally begging him for years now. One show – he can’t give me the time of one show? Some best friend you are.
- Most of all I hate the fact that I actually don’t hate anything about him (annoyed and angry at something, to the level of actually fantasizing about killing him, but I don’t hate anything about him). I actually love him a lot and I’m very lucky to have him as my best friend.
P. S. – I’m still pissed off about you not watching Supernatural.
P. P. S. – Consider this a heartfelt letter to get you to start watching Supernatural. 😜😜 (I said nice things about you – do this for all the nice things I said about you).